THE INSTITUTION / THE BENEFICIARY
A man of
considerable
potential.
Much of it, regrettably, still requires funding.
PROFILE 001 — J. BENEDICT BENNEFITTE III
SUPPLIED PORTRAIT · NOT EXPENDITURE DOCUMENTATIONA NOTE FROM THE FOUNDER
Bennefitte III
FOUNDER, CHAIRMAN & SOLE BENEFICIARY
I do not consider
myself demanding.
I simply have standards.
Standards that require external financing.
I founded this initiative after identifying a persistent discrepancy between the life I was living and the life I considered appropriate. Independent reflection confirmed that the difficulty was primarily financial. Further reflection suggested the finances need not be mine.
What followed was a remarkably clear institutional mandate: bring the public’s generosity into closer alignment with my expectations.
I bring to this undertaking a natural appreciation for excellent service, a considered aversion to inconvenience, and an unwavering belief that a better table is usually available.
My qualifications are therefore unusually well suited to the role.
The Beneficiary.
FOUNDER · SOLE BENEFICIARY · FINAL AUTHORITY ON SATISFACTION
A considered
personal philosophy.
On ambition
I have never allowed the limitations of my resources to diminish the scale of my preferences.
On compromise
I remain open to it in principle. A suitable occasion has not yet arisen.
On generosity
It is among the qualities I most admire in other people.
On accountability
The accounts should be beyond reproach. My preferences are beyond question.
A CONSIDERED INVITATION
Your generosity.
My prosperity.
Every contribution brings me closer to the standard of living I have always considered appropriate.
Become a benefactorEntirely voluntary. Entirely for my benefit.